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President Admits Wife Controls His TV Watching
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| 3 March 2012
| John Semmens
Posted on 03/06/2012 9:57:02 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:00:25 AM PST
by
FryingPan101
(Good-bye, Andrew. Thank you.)
To: John Semmens
Is he p***y-whipped or what?
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:03:09 AM PST
by
POWERSBOOTHEFAN
(I love you,Pumpkin. You are the best cat in the world. You're my Sweet Pea.)
To: John Semmens
“Sports is all I’m allowed to watch on TV...”
I am pretty sure that is all “O” is capable of understanding on TV.
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:05:47 AM PST
by
SMARTY
("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
To: John Semmens
I know in marriage you have to keep the wife happy but you don’t have to be a doormat! (Grow a pair Barry) LOL.... He sounds like a 13 year old not the Most powerfull man in the World.....Does Moochelle threaten to take away his bike if he doesn’t eat his veggies too???
To: John Semmens
Watching a whole game is a rare treat./
I bet it is. LOL Golfing and vacationing take-up alot of time.
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:08:18 AM PST
by
mardi59
(I'm not looking for MTV, I'm looking for MVP. Newt 2012!)
To: SMARTY
For every 5 minutes he spends watching ESPN, there’s probably another 55 minutes watching ‘Lifetime’ & ‘Bravo’.
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:09:40 AM PST
by
Made In The USA
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To: John Semmens
John, your satire is just too believable! I almost fell for this one!
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:11:04 AM PST
by
knittnmom
(Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
To: FryingPan101
He’s probably watching “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy”.
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:14:59 AM PST
by
FrankR
(You are only enslaved to the extent of the entitlements you receive.)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:20:37 AM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: FrankR
I install DirecTV for a living.....at least one of my livings right now. I would bet his favorite channel on DirecTV is channel 348.....which is Al Jazeera DC Bureau.
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
Is he p***y-whipped or what? I'd say just a p***y, but to be sure ask his "body man" Reggie Love.
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:24:42 AM PST
by
The Sons of Liberty
(Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: The Sons of Liberty
Isn’t Reggie Love a coach?
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:26:09 AM PST
by
POWERSBOOTHEFAN
(I love you,Pumpkin. You are the best cat in the world. You're my Sweet Pea.)
To: John Semmens
The most embarrassing president ever !
F U B O
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:29:48 AM PST
by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways a Guero y Guay Lao << >> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona)
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
“Is he p***y-whipped or what?”
Umm, I’m not sure if Moochelle has that ability.
But seriously, he’s been “whipped” all his adult life by black power and communist puppeteers. His wife is one of them. The guy truly lives in a bubble and probably knows nothing that hasn’t gone through their filter.
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:33:16 AM PST
by
varyouga
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
I’m not sure. I know that there were stories of Hussein “pining away” when Love apparently decided to move on and leave his “royal court”.
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:35:28 AM PST
by
The Sons of Liberty
(Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: John Semmens
Again, the second paragraph rule applies...where I find something sufficiently outrageous to start looking for your name at the top.
Good work as always, John!
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:45:24 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
To: John Semmens
Actually, I heard that he spends most of his time shut up in an obscure room, watching TV or listening to rap music. Reggie Love used to be with him, but he hardly ever meets with his cabinet or with Democrats in congress. Now that Reggie’s gone, I presume he’s found someone else.
No more than an hour a day on business, and that’s mostly arranging fund raisers, I imgagine. If he even bothers with that.
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posted on
03/06/2012 10:52:00 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: FryingPan101
but ,she’s away on all those vacations ,how can she control anything ,unless she has a nanny taking care of him.
To: Cicero
It’s obvious who wears the bigger pants in that family.
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