For President Boehner’s Inauguration:
Eric Clapton: “As My Guitar Gently Weeps”
BOOM! CRASH!
Hey, thanks folks, you’re all great! I’ll be here all week, don’t forget to tip your waitress, and try the veal, it’ll make ya CRY!
The only real winner would be Jack Daniels Distilleries, Inc.
Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone
Judy left the same time
Why was he holding her hand
When he’s supposed to be holding mine?
It’s my inauguration, and I’ll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you
Boop boop de do