The last time I golfed I only hit two good balls all day...and THAT was when I stepped on a rake in the sand trap!
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really IS a dog.
A baby seal walks into a club...
The seal says "Anything but the Canadian Club."
A seal goes into a bar. Bartender ask, “What’ll it be?”
“Anything but Canadian Club.”