To: pingman
An Amish family heads to the big city for the first time. The father and son are on the first floor of a department store when they witness a rather rotund elderly lady get on the elevator. Lights flash, bells ring, and when the door opens, a hot blonde in a tight red dress emerges.
The father stares blankly at this spectacle for a second, then turns to the boy. "Son", he says, "Go fetch your ma".
63 posted on
03/03/2012 4:21:37 PM PST by
fhayek
To: fhayek
Stealing this, fair ‘n square!
66 posted on
03/03/2012 4:22:56 PM PST by
pingman
(Durn tootin'; I like Glock shootin'!)
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