Did you hear about the blond who got an AM radio?
It was a month before she learned she could play it at night!
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one the best — because it makes football make sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...’Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’
I’m like...Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!”
So there’s this canal with a walking path along each side; a blonde is walking on each path. They approach each other, notice each other, and wave, and then one blonde yells to the other one, “How do I get to the other side?”
The other blonde thinks for a moment, and then yells back, “You ARE on the other side!”