[Billthedrill]

...to save our planet from a perilous fate.

What on earth is a "perilous fate" and why do I suspect the author has the scientific, political, and rhetorical sophistication of a small child?

[matt04]

Exhibit B, posted by a actual college student in a campus building stairwell.

[apoxonu]

What on earth is a "perilous fate"

It's what happened to the SS Minnow after a 3-hour tour.