After a few seconds, however, I realized that many of these customers already looked very much like savage, primitive cannibals, and that maybe I was the one on their SHTF menu!
Looters' bodies would definitely be on the menu for dog food, since dogs are useful and pet-food can be eaten by people in a pinch. In the final extreme, I would be prepared to lie to my wife and kids about where and how I scored that bag of jerky than allow them to starve.