I have to keep all those 20 YO nude (artful though they may be - I was a student and needed the money) pix of me under wraps for my 2016 presidential bid. Then spring them on the public guaranteeing my.... run through the country side ahead of the enrages and pitchfork wielding masses.
I do however, have a couple more modest ones from my many years studying the lost art of nude ammunition reloading...
Laz can tell you all about it ;)