[Las Vegas Ron]

I can think of some pretty awful people whose children would pass any birther's test for eligibility

Who?

Do you really think we should revise our legal understanding of natural born citizenship to prevent something that will never happen?

Never happen, you mean like your boy obama?

The *ucker who sells this Country out every chance he gets....that guy, a foreigner?

Are you really that *ucking stupid?

[Kleon]

I can think of some pretty awful people whose children would pass any birther's test for eligibility Who?

Any serial killer or terrorist who is an American citizen could have a child who could grow up to be President.