Begin process to de-certify carbon dioxide as a “pollutant”.
Remove all insects from list of endangered species.
Begin process to privatize post office, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac.
Replace all furniture, art, knives, forks, stolen from White House, begin to repair damaged computers and other equipment.
Nominate Larry Kudlow to replace Ben Bernanke. John Bolton to State Department. (I know, I know). Sarah Palin to Department of Energy. Arthur Laffer to Treasury. Herman Cain to Commerce. Joe Arpaio to Justice Dept.
Wow. This is fun!
>>Replace all furniture, art, knives, forks, stolen from White House, begin to repair damaged computers and other equipment.<<
Should probably fumigate too. In fact, might just need to call in those folks at SERVPRO...”Like it never even happened”.
I think you’re onto something. The “O” key will be missing from all the computer keyboards.........