[Mark]

I’m pretty sure that free cell phones was written in the Constitution.

[abishai]

I found it...

"A well regulated voice, data, and texting plan, being necessary to the security of an informed and up to date populace, the right of the people to receive and bear free Cell Phones courtesy of the State, shall not be infringed."

[blam]

"I’m pretty sure that free cell phones was written in the Constitution. "

So is free assembly.

Without cell phones, how can a flash mob be organized?