[Salamander]

I’d laugh at that if weren’t so close to the truth.

Funny thing is, if they kick my front door down, they wind up in a little 6’ x 3’ “dog trot” with two ~more~ doors to kick down...both of which are surplus steel prison doors hubby was given when he was the MCI welder.

And I can see what’s happening at the front door from my sofa.

So much for ~their~ ‘element of surprise’.

If they choose “Door #1”, they’ll find me, guns, dogs and 13 Boas and Pythons because my snake room is right through that door.

It’s a funny mental picture, isn’t it?

“SURPRISE!!”

[”I die laughing”!]

;D

[TigersEye]

Funny thing is, if they kick my front door down, they wind up in a little 6’ x 3’ “dog trot” with two ~more~ doors to kick down...both of which are surplus steel prison doors hubby was given when he was the MCI welder.

... If they choose “Door #1”, they’ll find me, guns, dogs and 13 Boas and Pythons because my snake room is right through that door.

Now that's what I call Urban Planning! lol

Does he get shot because he “deeply resents” mommy being pulled out of the truck and “patted down”? [SOP, here, if you’re a halfway decent looking woman]

God made abandoned mine shafts for a reason. ;^)

[Politicalmom]

Wow. I’ve never met anyone with a “snake room” before. :)