I received one this year, as I have several times in the past. Just shred the damn thing - I have never sent one back. Only once did a contract worker knock on my door - they were promptly told to leave immediately, which they did.
The maximum fine for non-compliance is $100.00. I have never been fined. If I were, I would etch “kiss my a$$” on 10,000 pennies and hand deliver the bag.
To heck with delivering. Go to their website http://www.nass.usda.gov/Surveys/index.asp and email them.
"It is on the front porch. If you hustle you might beat the local neighborhood kids to it."
Then I would set up a camera to get the video of them trying to make off with a pile of pennies.
Oh, I didn't mention the "no bag" part? Sorry `bout that!
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