[JRandomFreeper]

I can make good quality hooch (including forced oak aging). I got trade sewn up around these parts, should stuff hit the fan. Don't need that other stuff, and I dang sure don't want to trade with someone needing diapers. I'm allergic to small children. ;)

/johnny

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I'm allergic to small children

I hear ya. I'm just glad mine are on "the home stretch" in college and know how to handle a pistol and long gun if/when they need to stand a watch.