OK...I get it now. I know what these guys remind me of. They remind me of "game masters" from when I was a kid...like DnD. There was always the kid who was a dork in real life...looked down on by most of the school...but in the role playing game...he was the "dungeon master." He got to make up the rules...call the shots...etc.
These admin moderators over at DUMMYLAND remind me of THOSE guys. They are always making up NEW rules for the role playing dummies to follow. New assignments. New missions. New games.
Dummyland is like a lefty blog version of Dungeons and Dragons and the admin-mods are the dungeon masters.