I could give a damn less about any of the candidates wives. Its complete fluff and nonsense that has no relevance to the issues at hand. If you're going to be swayed by such appeals, this country is in worse shape than previously thought.
Meanwhile...

Rick's ending was the best!
Gingrich's made the most sense: Merry Christmas!
Shocked at how cute MR use to be.
SUMMARY: Any of these become first lady, we are gonna be spending a fortune in bottled hair bleach.