[Nervous Tick]

MY cold fusion is going to work because I'm going to start with ice cubes, and they're really cold ... well if I put one on my tongue it gets my tongue really cold

In our lab, we're using flagpoles! They're more better than ice cubes!

[palmerizedCaddis]

Way back when I was a kid. Way back then we knew nothing of Freudian actions no one ever licked a flagpole, almost always the gullible doofus left the tongue skin on a metal mail box.

How could we have known we were homophobes?

Sad, so sad!

Caddis the Elder

[RoadGumby]

Flagpole? I TRIPLE DOG Dare you!

[Pecos]

Granted, flag poles are colder, but you will have to find someone that will respond to a triple-dog dare.