[sockmonkey]

I had never heard of such a thing until recently. My daughter’s friend in New Jersey was recently “surprised” when she walked into her kitchen, and a fireman was standing there. There was no fire in the neighborhood.

[Lady Lucky]

Whut? For pity’s sake, tell us the rest of the story!

[Rightly Biased]

so are you gonna just leave us hanging or finish the story?

[Lazamataz]

My daughter’s friend in New Jersey was recently “surprised” when she walked into her kitchen, and a fireman was standing there.

This is the plot to just about every porn movie I've ever seen.

[farmguy]

She’s lucky it wasn’t a TSA agent

[GnL]

I think I saw that in a porno once.

[Titan Magroyne]

>>> “My daughter’s friend in New Jersey was recently “surprised” when she walked into her kitchen, and a fireman was standing there. There was no fire in the neighborhood.”

Wuz he cuuuuuuuuute? C’mon, tell me he was cute! and wearin nothin but a smile. with a great big... axe.

[kalee]

My mother answered her cell phone one Sunday in the drug store, where she had stopped in her way home form church. The conversation went like this.
Caller Hello Mrs Kalee’s mom Are you at home?

Mom No

Caller Where are you?

Mom At the drugstore. Who are YOU?

Caller You had better come home your house is on fire.

Mom WHAT?

Caller, Yes ma’am, I’m with the fire dept; we’re at your house. Your neighbor gave us your cell phone number, you need to come home.

Mom drives home. Her pool chemicals in the garage had gotten overly warm and had ignited. The fire was contained to the garage in oine area.
The FD however broke every door and window in the house. Minimal damage to the garage, smoke damage to the rest of the house, most likely, according to the insurance adjuster, caused by the smoky air allowed to enter and circulate after the FD broke down all the doors.

Mom jokes they used her house for training practice for new firemen. The FD said they broke them down searching for her. Her neighbor told the FD she was not home, but had gone to church when they asked him who lived there and where she was.
She does not joke about the insurance company not wanting to pay though. The excess damage was not their problem. The adjuster told her the company thought the fire might be indicative of a meth lab. The adjuster, the police chief and the fire chief all vouched for her so the insurance co settled.