“the police often question him- just because they find him interesting”
“people hang on his every word- even the prepositions”
“his mother has a tatoo that reads “Son””
“unless the entire conversation is going to be in spanish- don’t start off with “Hola””
“years ago he built a city out of blocks- today over 600,000 people live and work their”
“if he gave you directions you’d never get lost and arrive at least five minutes early”
“his organ donation card also lists his bear”
“when its raining its because he’s sad”
“even if he forgets to put postage on his mail it still get there”
“He’s left handed. And right handed”
“His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it”
Are you the writer for “The most interesting man in the world!”
LOL