What a #$%^&@#* OUTRAGE! Cinco de Mayo my F#$%ing arse. The illegal-loving federal judge should GTFO and move to Mexico.
What’s the big deal about beating the French anyways? Like who HASN’T done that?
Nah, just catch him at an opportune moment, offer him a lift so to speak, and drive him to Mexico...oh never mind, the rest is probably illegal!