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To: concerned about politics

“He suddenly reached over put his hand on my leg under my skirt and reached for my genitals he also grabbed my head brought it towards his crotch.”

That just sounds difficult to accomplish. It would take two contortionists to do both of these at the same time. Unless I’m too much of a rookie after 28 happy years of marriage.


16 posted on 11/10/2011 7:54:52 AM PST by lurk
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To: lurk
That just sounds difficult to accomplish. It would take two contortionists to do both of these at the same time.

Yep. My husband and I tested it. Neither of us are heavy, yet it was still psychically impossible.

Poor woman. Cain must have broken her back in 3 or 4 places. Monica had it so easy!

20 posted on 11/10/2011 8:05:07 AM PST by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: lurk

Simple enough if they were seated next to each other.


26 posted on 11/10/2011 8:55:36 AM PST by Darth Reardon (No offense to drunken sailors)
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