It won't do any good. She won't see it. I know for a fact that Pan_Yans_Wife is on the roof of his house cleaning out the gutters right now, and he doesn't allow her internet access while she is working. Afterwards, she has to finish raking and bagging leaves before she cooks his dinner.
You guys make me sound like a brute. In the spirit of Walter E. Williams I got her two very thoughtful gifts for her last birthday. I got her a self propelled mower and a lightweight electric edger. I felt really bad for her out there sweating and straining with the push mower and bulky gas powered edger while our son and I were inside watching baseball.