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To: ken5050; Lazmataz

ROTFLMAO

Wait... WTH??? Laz never harassed me? What gives? Do I not rate? How inadequate must I be????

Grouped with Hillary and Helen.... the SHAME..... And I am a damn good shot with any gun you give me (’cept a 50 cal but only cause I haven’t gotten my hands on one yet)... so whats up with that????

/cry. I have to go now, I need some alone time...


201 posted on 11/04/2011 9:42:40 AM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: Danae

“/cry. I have to go now, I need some alone time...”

It’s alright, sister. You’re not alone.

My daughter is 20 years old and attractive and she is highly offended that Laz has never harassed her or offered to ‘hit that’ once. The fact that he hasn’t offered to ‘tap’ or ‘hit’ that once has made her very uncomfortable on many occasions.

There’s an online support group for women who have never been harassed by Laz.

It’s at:

http://www.whynotmelaz_iammoreattractivethanhellenthomasorhillaryclinton_doyouhavesomethingagaiststrongwomen.com

You can also find your local chapter in most major cities. They typically meet on Wednesday nights and serve cheese, wine and bubblewrap.

(I keep telling her that he just hasn’t gotten around to her yet. There are almost 4 billion women for Laz to harass. It just takes time.)


227 posted on 11/04/2011 10:14:19 AM PDT by Marie (Cain 9s Have Teeth)
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