[animal172]

I use to live at Ft. Knox and for a while dated a girl in Bardstown. Her mother worked for Jim Beam. The whole county was dry at the time. Still is I think. Every wall in the mother's house was lined with shelves. On the shelves? The Jim Beam decanters. Every one that had been produced up to that point in time and all were still full. No one in the family consumed alcohol. I just drooled when in the house. Should have married her. Maybe I would have ended up with the collection. Could have retired on the sale of the collection.

[Krankor]

Every wall in the mother's house was lined with shelves. On the shelves? The Jim Beam decanters. Every one that had been produced up to that point in time and all were still full. No one in the family consumed alcohol. I just drooled when in the house. Should have married her.

The drooling was probably the reason she didn't marry you.