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Cartman would really struggle, he hates the hippies, but the hippies hate the Jews.
There is already one similar to that. Cartman has to get rid of the hippies by playing raining blood by slayer. And the hippie drill. Around 2006 I believe. Before chef got axed.
Matt and Trey have made a lot of money by saying what needs to be said. yes it’s crude sometimes, but at least they’re not afraid of political correctness.
Just a quick addition to your script... as the boys arrive at the park, they first hear:
RED SHIRT GUY: [looking at megaphone] Is this thing on?
HIPPIE CROWD: [each looking down as if they’re holding a megaphone] Is this thing on?
And then on into the rest of the scene.
Funny - thanks for sharing:
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FECES MAN: To show my disgust with the system.
(Suddenly we see the Red Shirt Guy on the megaphone and the Hippie Crowd.)
RED SHIRT GUY: We propose that the right to take a sh*t...
HIPPIE CROWD: We propose that the right to take a sh*t...
RED SHIRT GUY: On a car built by corporations...
HIPPIE CROWD: On a car built by corporations...
RED SHIRT GUY: Is an inalienable right.
HIPPIE CROWD: Is an inalienable right.
RED SHIRT GUY: Please signal our approval by wiggling our fingers...
HIPPIE CROWD (wiggling fingers): Please signal our approval by wiggling our fingers...
RED SHIRT GUY: ...and sh*tting on this car.
HIPPIE CROWD: ...and sh*tting on this car.
LOL, this is great! I recently watched the hippy episode of South Park, and thought about the OWS numbnuts. You are right, this would be PERFECT for South Park, and I would be shocked if they are not now busy writing and creating. They could do a 2 or even 3 part story from all this.
Ha-ha. It’s perfect, except your lines are too long. I don’t think the guy said anymore than five words at a time. Excruciating!
They did something like this when Mr. Hankey in a wizard costume summoned the poo from the sewers to drive the film festival people out of town....
Hippie Digger II