Posted on 10/11/2011 10:06:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
FYI
Cartman would really struggle, he hates the hippies, but the hippies hate the Jews.
FYI
There is already one similar to that. Cartman has to get rid of the hippies by playing raining blood by slayer. And the hippie drill. Around 2006 I believe. Before chef got axed.
Cartman hates hippies and Jews.
I remember that and because Cartman hates hippies I used him to come up with the idea to rid South Park of these protestors. BTW, the moment I saw the Red Shirt Guy from Atlanta I knew he was perfect for a caricature. In fact, he actually does look like a living cartoon.
Matt and Trey have made a lot of money by saying what needs to be said. yes it’s crude sometimes, but at least they’re not afraid of political correctness.
Remember, the ideas I presented for an OSP episode of South Park aren’t set in stone. Anybody is free to come up with their own ideas but these protests just BEG to be immortalized on South Park.
I hope you watched the Sunday show where it shows how they produce a show. Fascinating to watch how they worked right up against the deadline.
Just a quick addition to your script... as the boys arrive at the park, they first hear:
RED SHIRT GUY: [looking at megaphone] Is this thing on?
HIPPIE CROWD: [each looking down as if they’re holding a megaphone] Is this thing on?
And then on into the rest of the scene.
LOL! Great idea!
Funny - thanks for sharing:
* * ** * ** * ** * ** **
FECES MAN: To show my disgust with the system.
(Suddenly we see the Red Shirt Guy on the megaphone and the Hippie Crowd.)
RED SHIRT GUY: We propose that the right to take a sh*t...
HIPPIE CROWD: We propose that the right to take a sh*t...
RED SHIRT GUY: On a car built by corporations...
HIPPIE CROWD: On a car built by corporations...
RED SHIRT GUY: Is an inalienable right.
HIPPIE CROWD: Is an inalienable right.
RED SHIRT GUY: Please signal our approval by wiggling our fingers...
HIPPIE CROWD (wiggling fingers): Please signal our approval by wiggling our fingers...
RED SHIRT GUY: ...and sh*tting on this car.
HIPPIE CROWD: ...and sh*tting on this car.
There should also be something about them forming subcommittes, each named after a lemming-like mass suicide cult, e.g.:
RED SHIRT GUY: All in favor of creating the Jonestown Committee on S***ing on cars, waggle your fingers.
HIPPIE CROWD: [waggling fingers] All in favor of creating the Jonestown Committee on S***ing on cars, waggle your fingers.
(and so on for Heaven’s Gate, and similar)
Dude. This is brilliant!
Thanx. Part of the reason why I wrote it is that these OWS protests have such rich comedy material and also because after watching the Sunday show about how they put together a show I wanted to provide some basic material upon which they could build a script. It was fascinating to watch. For some reason I thought basically one person writes the entire script but I see it is much more of a collaborative atmosphere. With this basic material, they could add, subtract, or revise but the basic premise is here. That was one thing that got to me. How they started from scratch just to find that basic premise which could be tough.
No, I mean this is brilliant like BRILLIANT. You NEED to get this in front of them. Seriously.
Mr Hankey! Of course!
“Mister HANKEY, the PROTEST POO,
He loves me and I love you,
Therefore by extension I love youuuu....”
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