DUmmie FUnnies 10-04-11 (DUmmies are occupied with occupying places)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 4, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[cripplecreek]

The Chrysler proving ground is the "massive corporate" landowner near me.

[556x45]

Before they try to ‘occupy the land’ perhaps they should consider the space between their ears. If they did the dialogue would (or should) be considerably different. These people live on a completely different universe for sure.

[NoGrayZone]

I love the pics of your land.....and your doggies too!

[PJ-Comix]

Pitt posted a FOURTH thread about "occupying" today from the cozy comfort of his computer chair. Still NO word as to if Pitt actually ATTENDED any of these events. BTW, if Pitt does attend, what are the chances that he would set up a table with a sign asking the Trust Fund Kids to divest themselves of any income derived from corporate sources? Somewhere between Nil and None. However I am now publicly asking that Pitt (and all other Trust Fund Kids) voluntarily divest themselves of income from corporate sources. In the case of Pitt that would leave him a bit less than what would be necessary to buy one brewski per month.

WILLIAM RIVERS PITT!!! I DEMAND THAT YOU DIVEST YOURSELF OF ANY INCOME DERIVED FROM CORPORATE SOURCES!!!!!!

[PJ-Comix]

See my Post #24 above. I am asking that the Conservative Cave also take up this cause and make this demand for Pitt to divest himself of any income derived from corporate sources aka Trust Fund payments. Please post the link if such a demand appears in Conservative Cave. Thanx.

[PJ-Comix]

Ahhh! Your map brings back fond memories of Michigan International Speedway which is at Brooklyn, MI somewhere near Jackson on that map. That was the day of my most rapid $$$ earnings. I actually made about $700 in the space of 45 minutes. This was years ago but I wish there had been a camera on me recording the event. It was like mass hypnosis. Really! Got crowds of people clamoring to buy sunglasses off of me. It was like a shark feeding frenzy. Almost 150 pair in that time frame.

p.s. They were the Viper style sunglasses. I was the first in the Midwest to sell them.

[Cheburashka]

Except for the fact farming is darn hard work. . . .

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Nonsense. People do it on their smart phones. What's hard about that?

[cripplecreek]

I live about 7 miles from the track and there’s no better money making opportunity than 170 thousand drunken race fans.

I volunteered to be an usher at the track and was given a free ball cap for the race. I sold it to some fool for $50. LOL

[Mr. Silverback]

Into the top 30 like a Occupy Wall Street protester running after food stamps!

Hey Charles, I’m applying for a financial advisor position with Thrivent for Lutherans. Put in a good word for me? (just kidding, though I am talking to Thrivent...do you have any experience with them?)

[PJ-Comix]

I live about 7 miles from the track and there’s no better money making opportunity than 170 thousand drunken race fans.

Absolutely! I see race fans drinking beer (and sitting down) and the sale is done before I even make my pitch. I put in "sitting down" because for some reason I still can't figure out, they don't buy so much while standing even if they are guzzling beer. That is why I worked with tailgaters.

[PJ-Comix]

Anybody out there good with PhotoShop? I need a pic of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT sitting at a table setup in the middle of the #Occupy crowd. On the table is a big sign that says: "Sign the William Rivers Pitt Pledge to Divest your Trust Funds of any Income Derived from Corporate Sources."

Thanx in advance.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Would a cruse missal have the story of Elijah and the miraculous supply of oil?

I applaud you, sir.

[doug from upland]

Absolutely one of the funniest threads ever. This is outstanding = "In the hilltowns of Western Mass...the land is generally composed mostly of clay, and is very rocky. By rocky I mean, when you plow the land, you get lots of rocks and small boulders. A few months or a year later, more rocks and boulders come to the surface."

[NYpeanut]

[M Kehoe]

I'm surprised that Pitt has not been institutionalized as of this post. He must be taking his meds.

5.56mm

[PJ-Comix]

Hey I like it. Now to save it to my PhotoBucket for future use.

[Condor51]

Speaking of 'occupying* things. As Rush would say about the DUmmies:

FReepers live in their mind rent free.

Occupy *that* Moonbats.
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[Condor51]

Speaking of 'occupying' things. As Rush would say about the DUmmies:

'FReepers live in their mind rent free.'

Occupy *that* Moonbats.
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[Argus]

....which when beaten into a plow will be a smart one...one the goes into the field and does the plowing for you while you monitor it from your house.

This DUmmie's figured it out - Communism works better when you have robot slaves!