I live in a dry county. At every opportunity I tell people that prohibition was one of the most stupid things our country ever did, and our county is so stupid it is still doing it.
And the counties are so small around here that I can just drive to the border of the next county and get whatever I want, and all the tax dollars go into that county. Kinda funny, actually.
I wish my town was dry, I don’t need drunk strangers pissing on the lawn at 4am.
Is Jack Daniels still made in a dry county? I always found that little factoid to be hilarious.