Yea, I like to show my Dick to the idiots and whiny bitches that cant click a link or wait for their lunch break - and there are plenty. I command you to change your nick to one of those (lemme try it on ya for size) you idiot. After all, I’m the Dick right? Yep, it fits ;)
Command? Har! Get a freaking grip, ok? The original poster explained himself, and now you’re acting like a fool.
It really isn’t that important. But remember, you asked me why, so I told you. Case closed, Dick.