I found a way that Republicans can win every presidential election going forward, by allowing, even promoting foreign citizens to run. We can split the vote in California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas by running Anchor babies in those states, on a third party ticket. It would be akin to operation chaos in 2008, but in the General election. Democrats would lose 104 electoral votes. Almost a quarter of the electoral college.
This would now be a legal strategy. We just pick a Handsome Mexican working at some car-wash, and give him the dream job of running for president and a nice suit and tie.
Meanwhile, back to my fainting divan.
Imagine a Mexican, speaking Spanish and running a Mexican campaign in California. He would take California out of play. He could drive up from Mexico with a BC from San Diego, and he's in. He's a legitimate NBC. Democrats can't disqualify him after insisting Obama is qualified.
If we can't win California, why should we allow Democrats to win it with Mexican votes? Let's run a Mexican third party!