“Good evening. We are in dark times. The fatcats of Wall Street along with Republican obstructions has compromised the future of Main Street. While I’ve made putting Americans to work my top priority, the wealthiest Americans … the Republicans …. refuse to be bi-partisan and instead seek to aide the corporate jet owners and millionaires and billionaires. Make no mistake, they need to be paying their fair share. As I have said before …. Change isn’t easy. So tonight, I want to call upon them to meet in the middle and put through the necessary tax hikes so that the economy can move forward. Let me be clear … praising the free market then bashing or constraining it is no way to run a country. We need another stimulus to get Americans back to work. This stimulus proposal is for schools and infrastructure … shovel ready jobs that can lower the unemployment rate that I inherited from the failures of the previous administration.”
Yep ... that’s definitely less than 3 1/2 minutes. Especially if TOTUS ramps up the speed a tad.
I almost spit my drink out laughing at this. Hysterical!