Jack and Jill (observations on libertarianism)

Dr. Tims Moment of Clarity ^ | 9-6-11 | Dr. Tim Neerenz

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill became a libertarian. What the…?

Here’s how it happened. First, the IRS took half her water in taxes. Then the Department of Justice took her bucket because it might be made out of illegal wood from India. Then the DNR fined Jill for disrupting the habitat of some creek guppy no one ever heard of.

The NLRB ruled Jill could only fetch water in Washington State and had to pay union guys to do it. TSA did a full cavity search and a double pat down of her mommy parts; that had nothing to do with the bucket of water, they just get off on that stuff. When she gasped, the EPA fined her for an excessive carbon dioxide emission.

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If this excerpt intrigues you, let me suggest you will enjoy a trip to Dr. Tim's blog, where he finishes the story of Jack and Jill, and a lot more (including taking job-killing liberals to task for claiming Labor Day for their own).

Always insightful commentary, and the occasional "moment of clarity".

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Ping - o - riffic! Thanks!

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Ping - o - riffic! Thanks!