My fave was when the journo interviewed the white shopkeeper who said, “Yeah my place was looted by an enormous groups of blacks who...”
“Don’t you think that’s prejudiced..?”
“What..?”
“That you said they were ALL black —surely there were whites..?”
“Well...yes the entire crowd was black, and **I** am white, so in a sense, yes the whole group was black, and then a little white.......?????!”
How about the way the judge was making an example of white looters by kicking them out of their council flats and yanking their dole?