1. Ignore warnings.
2. Take a nap.
3. Have them park the buses where we think people won’t see them.
4. Give speech telling people you are on top of it.
4. Take another nap.
5. Blame Bush (that always works).
6. Make sure we have an excuse for the buses not moving.
7. Blame it on Bush again.
#8- Lock yourself in hotel suite, refuse to come out, have meltdown.
#9- Take crazy pills with stupid juice. Write book, taking credit for everything, blame for nothing.