Yes, the Sarah Ibuprofen primitive could overtake Nadin Brzzzzezzznisizinski, but it would take an epic surge.
And yes, DUmmie Sarah Ibarruri has been featured here on the DUmmie FUnnies:
DUmmie FUnnies 07-17-11 ("I'm very close to breaking up with my man because of Republicans")
Sarah is the gal who has the wonderful boyfriend who's nice to her, treats her well and all, but--gasp!--he's a wingnut! And thus he is personally responaible for untold misery and suffering around the world, and maybe elsewhere. ICK!
But Sarah Imadummi--she just can't quit him! What's a girl to DU??
Yes, at the end of the year, when all the others have been eliminated, Sarah could be the one right there on the stage next to Nadin. Think of it: Nadin, Woman of Many Hats, and Sarah, Pain and All--nervously holding hands, smiling through the tension--the last two girls left standing, waiting to see who will get the tiara and sash.
Oh, but make no mistake, Topical Storm Nadin right now is blowing away the competition. She's like the Milwaukee Brewers of DUmmiedom, pulling away from the pack. Her magic number is down to, like, four. Soon we will reach the tipping point, and the Rubio will be crossed.