I wonder if there will be golf courses in hell?
Well, yeh. All sports will appear in hell, but everyone there will be doomed to only watch and never play. And they will be forced to sit by the loud, annoying fat guy in the wife-beater.
Yes. But the cups move. You can never sink the ball.
“I wonder if there will be golf courses in hell?”
Yeah, but even Satan can’t hit a one iron.
Yep, and every hole you hit a hole in one.
Sure. They are the most beautiful golf courses anyone could wish to see. Perfectly manicured, the finest trees and landscaping you could imagine. The course layouts are finer than anything here in the earthly realm. And there are dozens of them.
But there are no clubs.
I wonder if there will be golf courses in hell?
The very last place I want to see this black adder is
in hell. He needs to be in heaven getting his mind right.
Which, if you stop to think about it would be hell, until
the change. Not sure that is possible but... “I have a
dream”.