As opposed to the rest of this thread. Let's all light a pipe, put on our tweed jackets, pour a glass of brandy and curse God for making us SO brilliant that we are unable to become stoopid enough to believe He created the universe and all in it. Why oh why can we not be like the little people who trust and believe on things they cannot see?
"Lovie, come quickly. THe riff-raff are gathering again with their simpleton signs of God and salvation and all that other religious nonsense. They only need to see the point that Cadburry is at our beckon call to understand evolution. Ring him up, dear, and have him explain to the masses how fortunate he is to be at the disposal of brilliant minds. If God had wanted him to be one of the chosen, He certainly would not have given him such perfect driving skills."
I absconded with the tagline from some other FReeperettes who were using it.
I like it.