Common sense from Archie:
Archie: Now I want to talk about another thing that’s on everybody’s minds today, and that’s your stick-ups and your skyjackings, and which, if that were up to me, I could end the skyjackings tomorrow.
Meathead: You could?
Archie: All you gotta do is arm all your passengers. He ain’t got no more moral superiority there, and he ain’t gonna dare to pull out no rod. And then your airlines, they wouldn’t have to search the passengers on the ground no more, they just pass out the pistols at the beginning of the trip, and they just pick them up at the end! Case closed.
Meathead: That’s incredible, Arch
That’s Archie Bunker, a man of character and wisdom. I’d have been glad to have him for neighbor.