LOL: The dead people on the side of the road.
Yea, it's so incredibly difficult to control a car while moving a brush over your teeth. It's like patting your head and rubbing your tummy. The next thing you know your are rhythmically mashing on the accelerator while calmly pushing on your teeth. There are dead bodies everywhere whenever somebody tries it.
Seriously, people do all sorts of things in their cars far more distracting than getting off that little patch of fuzz the morning brush somehow missed.
I'm sure it would really frost AustrailianAntiDrugCrusader to know how many times back in the day I steered with my knees while lighting a one hit, without ever generating a dead body, or a driving blemish of any kind.