Perhaps he saw the ad: ;)
New members wanted
Hi EVERYBODY!
We’re looking for new members to join our group, the “She-Man Catti-Girls Club”! We are a VEEEEERY exclusive group that is just SOOOOOO COOOOOLLL!
Don’t you want to be just like us? We’re POPULAR! We do all sorts of fun stuff like go on internet forums we have no interest in and make snide comments, say really stupid stuff and pretty much pi$$ off everyone there just like a real clique of teenage high school girls do! Aren’t we COOOOLL!?!? You’ll see us on all the Palin threads (she’s a quitter you know... so NOT CoOl!) and making fun of her cuz she’s like sooooo IcKy and stuff. Just mail one of our ‘members’ and we’ll get back to you once we get tired of patting each other on the back over our latest really CoOl post we made! And we have like partys and get togethers and other cool stuff where we all sit around and tell each other how CoOl we all are! AwEsOmE SaUcE!!!
OMG! You probably aren’t HoT or cOOl enough to be one of us, but we’d like you to try out for the team so we can ping each other and laugh behind YOUR back too! CoOl HuH?!?!? But mostly we just drool a lot cuz we really dont have anything worth saying or listening to but like OMG! We’re SOOOOO CoOl!
K, gotta go now. That stupid Palin DorKeTtE said something that made us mad again so this time we’re REALLY gonna get her good...ToOdLes!