[oldtimer]

I would love to tell the TSA people that my name is Bubba Muhammad Goldberg.

On second thought, I would probably be sent to a re-education camp.

[Ax]

I was standing in a Southwest Airlines boarding line yesterday at St. Louis airport. A TSA dude came right up to me and asked to look in my backpack (I’d already been passed through security). I guess because it’s a camo backpack, I looked like a terrorist. Good thing I wasn’t wearing my NRA cap.