Once upon a time, a malevolent band of Hobbit terrorists armed with sugar-coated Satan sandwiches

http://conhomeusa.typepad.com/therepublican/2011/08/satan-sandwich-terrorist-hobbits.html ^ | 8/1 | ryan streeter

[Navy Patriot]

the conservative caucus in the House has been the only straightforward, transparent group of people in Washington.

Yep, they just don't fit in.

[LaybackLenny]

ROTFLMAO! Let’s hear it for The Hobbits!!

[RummyChick]

how to make a Satan Sandwich

QUICK SATAN SANDWICHES

1 jar Pizza quick sauce
Pizza dough
Shredded cheese
1 lb. hamburger
1 pkg. taco seasoning
Onions, optional

Brown hamburger. Add taco seasoning as directed on package. Roll out dough into small circles, about 8 inch across. Place meat, cheese and onions in middle of circles. Fold in half and press closed.

Bake on greased pan at 420 degrees until dough is golden brown.

[RummyChick]

of course, you need Devil Fries with that (Michelle's do as I say and not as I do food)

[LaybackLenny]

YUM!

[CharlyFord]

Proud ‘Hobbit Terrorist’ here. I used to be a charter member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy but I’m turning in that badge and drawing one for ‘Hobbit Terrorist’!

[EandH Dad]

Shouldn’t that be “terrorist Hobbits”?

[LibLieSlayer]

You rang?

LLS

[SuzyQue]

I think he was calling me.

[RummyChick]

[LaybackLenny]

No. I am Terrorist Hobbit. (Or is it Hobbit Terrorist. Damn!)

[SuzyQue]

We be Hobbits!

[Navy Patriot]

I had no idea. They certainly sound good, is everything named to the extreme now, in Bizzaro world?

[RummyChick]

[RummyChick]

[FlyingEagle]

Middle Earth is a good analogy. The hobbits defeated Sauron, the epitome of evil.

The pan-Leninist progressives and socialist republicans can’t stand it. Wait until the primaries next Spring. We’ll see how much “hobbit terrorist” tall talk they have when the incumbents all get the heave-ho in the primaries. And then Omullah will be defeated in November and we can get our country back. Next year, the ballot box will be the terror for these corrupt spending and stealing maniacs. Last year obamacare. This year the debt ceiling and default threat. Next year there will be some other bozo self induced crisis. We will never forget. Do they really think they will survive another general election? No way!!

[RummyChick]

[EandH Dad]

Let me clear on this one thing; I, for one, am totally against terrorizing Hobbits. They’re great, solid citizens that just want to live and let live. But, once threatened, they have a reputation of chucking evil things into volcanos and it seems that a bunch of them have their work cut out for them in D.C.

[Navy Patriot]

So the Elf's name is what? Slats, or maybe Stretch?