Rotten and outdated food? You want the HHS to shut us down?
Oh, you're asking me to put latex gloves on the sales floor so customers can throw a pair out for every handful of gummy bears they take?
We are scared of the government health inspectors.
Oh, you've installed massive television screens all over the store, sucking up energy and polluting the environment with tacky advertisements.
Big Brother and Janet Napolitano made us do it for national security reasons in case of emergency they can throw up messages and stuff. and the ads helped pay your salary.
Oh, you waste an absurd amount of energy, ink and paper in your offices for useless bureaucratic nonsense.
It's called government. It's what you voted for, moron.