[Kleon]

It remains for computer experts to explain why on the birth certificates she allegedly signed her first initial looks more like a U than a V. Or why she signed her name with initials instead of her full name.

Why does a computer expert need to explain this? That's just how she signed her name.

[sbMKE]

My signature looks like a mushy scribble after a couple dozen.

You should see my mortgage papers - I had to sign “by power of attorney,” my wife’s name and then my autograph on each of the 100 lines.

No conspiracy there - I imagine one looks like “B. Obama” if you squint hard enough.