OK, I see you have a current vanity posted about lawn mowers.
Unfortunately, I can’t keep up with all the vanities around here
these days. Unfortunately, also, I don’t own a lawn mower any longer.
However, in the spirit of helpfulness, I would like to answer your
questions as if you asked about handguns - since if you are out
mowing, you will need a mower gun.
1. What brand/model do you recommend? (I can spend about $400, give or take)
As a first-time gun owner, I suggest you shoot a number of models
and see what is comfortable to you. Be sure to try a wheel gun.
Also, depending on your eyesight and how steady you are shooting
from a moving mower, you may want to consider a Mossberg shotgun -
I suggest a 12 gauge for mower work.
2. Do you believe an extended warranty is worth the extra cost?
It is a rare thing that you see a handgun with an extended warranty
for purchase. Sorry.
3. If I take good care of it, how long do you think it should last?
Multiple lifetimes.
4. Besides changing the oil, what should I do to make it last?
Use high quality ammunition, keep it away form corrosive saltwater
and don’t use it in the commission of any crimes. Keep your mower
away from school zones when you are packing heat.
5. Are there any other considerations I should take into account?
Sure. Make sure it fits your hand comfortably and DON”T POINT IT AT
ANYTHING YOU DON’T INTEND TO SHOOT!!!
It might be tempting to shoot at small pieces of trash that are in
your way as you mow. Never a good idea. Things can ricochet and in
my (sad) experience, neighbors do not like this. In my case, the
trash turned out to be some backpacks neighbor kids left at the bus
stop in front of our home. Oops. One had a hamster in it. Irresponsible
kid!
Thank you very much for the opportunity to participate in your
vanity today. I hope this was helpful. This topic of mower guns
does not show up on the banglist very often.
best,
ampu
ROTFLMAO!