[MizSterious]

Prayers up for both of you, that you may have the speediest of recoveries!

at bay, honestly, I hope you can nail these jerks. Once I chased some teens down the street, trying to get back my porch swing. They didn’t think to hit me with it, luckily, but since I was on my way to work and expecting rain, I had my umbrella. I caught up with them (in heels no less) and whapped them a couple of times about the head and shoulders with my umbrella, and they dropped the swing. The police later told me I was very lucky I wasn’t the one who got hit with something. So sorry it didn’t work out as well for you!

[reaganaut]

I caught up with them (in heels no less) and whapped them a couple of times about the head and shoulders with my umbrella, and they dropped the swing.

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THAT is funny! Good for you!

[Dr. Scarpetta]

Once I chased some teens down the street, trying to get back my porch swing. They didn’t think to hit me with it, luckily, but since I was on my way to work and expecting rain, I had my umbrella. I caught up with them (in heels no less) and whapped them a couple of times about the head and shoulders with my umbrella, and they dropped the swing.

WOW! What a story!