The fine print of the bill will be a directive to change the name of the executive office from “president” to “Caesar.”
Normally, such an action would require a constitutional amendment, but hey, that’s all passe.
Great satire, as always. Although, by tomorrow it will probably be news.
Mr. Semmens does work on a very tight schedule. Of course if he does encounter a slight delay he can just correct a few details and publish his work as hard news under another name. ;^)