Gadzooks! That explains why... 
you leave a yellow glow when you wiz!
That's cause of the beer... 
when I'm sober, it glows green!
That's more info... 
than I want'a know, big!
When I was assigned to WSMR in the mid-90’s I had the pleasure of escorting a British Brigadier to the Trinity Site and lunch in San Antonio, NM at the Owl Bar and Grill.
Still have a bit of trinitite I was able to find at the Trinity Site.
Gadzooks! That explains why... you leave a yellow glow when you wiz!
That's cause of the beer... when I'm sober, it glows green!
That's more info... than I want'a know, big!