Or make a video and put it on the information super highway.
seriously want to deal with pirates, I mean “Maritime Organizers”? capture a “ship” hang all the pirates off the side, light the thing on fire and steer it towards their home port. Once they see that there is a serious disincentive for their activity they’ll opt for a different vocation.
It worked before.
Maybe they’ll come here and wind up driving cabs and work in parking garages.