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To: no gnu taxes

Down here in Florida, there are so many redneck backyard firework displays, you don’t need to go to the big shows. We just drive around until we find a pyro redneck. We don’t usually have to drive too far.


3 posted on 07/05/2011 1:26:55 PM PDT by No Socialist
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To: No Socialist

Sitting in the backyard is usually sufficient even here in Maryland.


6 posted on 07/05/2011 1:29:47 PM PDT by RockinRight (If we're "teabaggers" then they're "d-baggers.")
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To: No Socialist

Those are the best kinda fireworks!!!


11 posted on 07/05/2011 1:33:30 PM PDT by classified
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Southwest Pennsylvania is the same way. Plus we’re very hilly. So you generally don’t even have to drive. Just move your lawn chair to face the right direction.


12 posted on 07/05/2011 1:33:38 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: No Socialist

Yep. I just drive to the beach. People shoot fireworks illegaly all up and down the coast. Very pretty


25 posted on 07/05/2011 1:39:59 PM PDT by Textide
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There were so many fireworks going off in my neighborhood last night that my car was speckled with ashes this morning.


35 posted on 07/05/2011 1:45:26 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: No Socialist
Down here in Florida, there are so many redneck backyard firework displays, you don’t need to go to the big shows. We just drive around until we find a pyro redneck. We don’t usually have to drive too far.

Around here one of those turned into a spectacular ground display as a sparkler landed in the fireworks box. I heard the story on the radio but couldn't find a link. They were interviewing someone from his hospital bed.

My local fireworks display would have been far better if the high school's ADHD club didn't plop down right in front of me a minute before the show started. I really needed a couple bottles of Ritalin to give to the kids.

45 posted on 07/05/2011 1:52:11 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
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